I can’t even begin to tell you how many times my boys have made me laugh out loud! Whether it’s some lame joke, some sarcastic remark, or even a comeback when I’m trying to punish them.

After watching an Eddie Murphy movie, the running gag was whenever someone farted once, “There’s your baby!” and farting twice would summit a “Twins!”

After watching a cartoon show, the word “outrageous” was used for every comeback.

When one of the boys learned that “Dick” is short for “Richard” (and knowing you’d get in trouble for calling someone “Dick”, whenever their dad would do or say something they didn’t like, you could hear “Richard” being whispered under their breath.

Some day you’ll have to ask me about the “jock full of fries”.